September 30, 2009

Fall Welcomes Chloé

See that one shoulder light pink bow blouse...bought it. What about those dark brown carrot pants...bought that too. Oh and those green calfskin Bluebell thigh-high boots...I friggin' wish!!

For those extreme girly-girls out there, Chloé is the label for you. You want simplicity? Femininity? It's all here. Creative director, Hannah MacGibbon is god! She gives you everything you want...soft glamour, femininity, sophistication and simplicity.

Chloe’s Fall/Winter 2009/2010 Ad Campaign is exquisite, and by far my favourite of the season so far. Models, Kasia Struss, Sigrid Agren, and Karlie Kloss effing work those autumn-appropriate Spanish wheat fields.

Look at those goddess curls...yet another fashion trend this season.




CAMPAIGN: Chloé Fall/Winter 2009/2010
PHOTOGRAPHER: Mikael Jansson
MODELS: Kasia Struss, Sigrid Agren, and Karlie Kloss
STYLIST: Marie Amelie Sauve
ART DIRECTION: Donald Schneider

September 25, 2009

Rock Out With Your (insert noun here) Out!

One of the 20 things that women love that men don’t understand is fashion. You can find the remaining 19 below.

So I dedicate this post to someone very special to me that doesn’t quite get my love for fashion but lets me ramble on and on about everything fashion and my collection of (Jimmy) Choos. So as a thank you, I am posting a Rock and Roll editorial which requires zero understanding and is just fun to look at.

But just so you know...as amusing as this spread may be, it's completely stale. It feels more like children playing dress up slash an adult halloween party than high fashion. Don’t you agree?

Ugh, and don’t get me started on what the late musicians must be thinking up there...may they rest in peace.

Carolyn Murphy as Courtney Love, Jake Schroeder as Kurt Cobain and their daughter as Frances Bean Cobain

Cyrille Victor as Jimi Hendrix, Matt Duffie as Jim Morrison, and Karen Elson as Janis Joplin

Devon Aoki as Yoko Ono, Ben Northover as John Lennon

Fanni Bostrom as John Lennon, Audrey Marnay as Ringo Starr, Tasha Tilberg as Paul McCartney and Trish Goff as George Harrison

Hannelore Knuts as David Bowie and Diana Meszaros as Angela Bowie

Various models as The Rolling Stones

Sophie Dahl as Debbie Harry

Omahyra as Prince

Kiara Kabukuru as P. Diddy

Karolina Kurkova as Marilyn Manson

20 Things Woman Love That Men Don’t Understand
1. Fashion
2. Drunk online shopping
3. Dark nail polish
4. Reality TV dating shows
5. Constantly changing one’s facebook status
6. Gossiping about real life people we know, don’t know or only know through magazines, TV and movies
7. Cooing over adorable pictures of baby animals
8. Sexless cotton brief underwear
9. The Swiffer Wet-Jet
10. The music of Beyonce, Madonna and Miley Cyrus
11. Rent, the musical
12. Chuck Bass
13. Multiple bed pillows
14. $60.00 scented candles
15. Movies starring Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon
16. Men who appear dirty and grimy but are actually totally hot i.e. Robert Pattinson and Justin Bobby
17. Michael Cera
18. Collecting magazines
19. Jeans tucked into boots
20. Foreplay

September 24, 2009

Why I Love Lex

I'm sorry I've been MIA lately.

Believe it or not, this is not what I do for a living. Work has been crazy and any downtime I had the past 2 weeks, was spent making sweet fucking love to my designer bags just like my fashion god, Alexa Chung, here.

September 16, 2009

Terry Richardson Photography

Here we have Sir Terry Richardson, the self-obsessed quasi-pornographer, possibly meth addicted, fashion photographer who rocks a sleazy handlebar mustache, long sideburns and a collection of odd tattoos, including one on his belly that reads "T-bone" and one on his heart that reads "SSA." I can't even discuss those dreadful yellow 70's shooter glasses...yuck!

Despite all negative attractions noted above, this man is quite genial and is famously attractive to women especially the supermodels which he photographs. He has no doubt nailed most if not all the women he has photographed, but all has changed since he met New York 'It Girl' Jen Brill (shown below), an absolute stunner 20 years his junior. They are set to wed any day now.

Terry has lensed campaigns for such clients as Gucci, Miu Miu, Chloe, H&M, Hugo Boss, Anna Molinari, Stussy, Baby Phat, Jigsaw, Levi’s, Eres, Tommy Hilfiger, Club Monaco, Supreme, Costume National, Hysteric Glamour, Matsuda, and Sisley. He has also shot editorial photographs for magazines such as French Vogue, British Vogue, Exit Magazine, Vice, Harper’s Bazaar, Penthouse, The Face, GQ, Sports Illustrated, Purple and i-D, and his impressive list of subjects includes Barack Obama, Daniel Day Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jake Gyllenhaal, Justine Timberlake, Vincent Gallo, Tom Ford, Jay Z, Kanye West, Johnny Knoxville, Karl Lagerfeld, Pharell Williams, Pamela Anderson, Mary-Kate Olsen, Lindsay Lohan and many others.

I honestly love Terry’s work. Although his work is often labelled 'porn' and/or 'kiddie-porn' and the media frequently expresses disapproval to his provocative and confrontational photography, I just see him as a photographer trying to capture the raw essence of his subjects with no boundaries, no secrets and zero pretensions.




September 15, 2009

Lily & The Last Magazine

New York based fashion photographer, Maciek Kobielski, shot Lily Donaldson for the cover of the Fall/Winter edition of The Last Magazine.

The bi-annual magazine published in oversized newspaper format, is the must read for all things new in fashion, music, art and underground culture.

It's a magazine unlike no other...fun, fresh and completely unpredictable.


MAGAZINE: The Last Magazine
MODEL: Lily Donaldson
PHOTOGRAPHER: Maciek Kobielski

September 11, 2009

Devilishly Delicious

Muse Magazine dedicated their entire September 2009 issue to Natasha Poly...lucky bitch.

She was photographed by the biggest photographers in the business such as Solve Sundsbo, Givenchy Creative Director Riccardo Tisci and Terry Richardson. She was also the creative muse for artists Jeff Koons, John Klechner, Barnaby Barford, Richard Phillips, Chantal Joffe, Billy Sullivan and Marco Brambill.

It’s a MUST read for all fashion and art lovers.

And did you see Dorothy Gale’s revamped ruby slippers?!?!?
I nearly died. They're amazing!

And Then Thumb

This is a stunning photograph of a model sucking her thumb. She is clearly an adult thumbsucker.

I don't feel bad for myself anymore.

EDITORIAL: French Touch
MAGAZINE: Paris Vogue 2008
PHOTOGRAPHER: Mario Testino
STYLIST: Carine Roitfeld

September 10, 2009

For My Fur Loving Friends

This is one of my favourite editorials of all time!

Mario Testino is god. He shot Raquel Zimmermann for the August 2008 issue of Vogue Paris. Just look at these photographs. They are FIERCE!

The 80s glam and glossy red lips scream "I’m a ballbusting, ballcrushing and ballkicking bitch who loves to wear fur. If any of you have a problem with it, you can go fuck yourself."

Right on, girl! Love it!





Something funny...in 1996, PETA activists famously threw a dead raccoon onto the table of Ms. Anna Wintour (below), the fur loving Editor-in-Chief at American Vogue, while she was dining at the Four Seasons in New York. They also left bloody paw prints and the words "Fur Hag" on the steps of her home as well as they threw pieces of beef at her and smeared a tofu pie on her face after a Chloe ready-to-wear fashion show during Paris Fashion Week a few years ago.

...and for the record, Ms. Wintour has yet to elicit any type of reaction to any of the above mentioned events. When she was served the dead racoon at the Four Seasons, she simply covered it with her napkin and ordered a coffee.

So what is the moral of this post, my friends: wear fur, wear it fabulously and fuck everyone else!

September 9, 2009

Vogue September 2009 Preview

World-renowned French-born photographer, Patrick Demarchelier, shot this amazing editorial called "Tonight's the Night" featuring fashion's biggest and hottest models.

"Women are always the most glamorous when they are happy."
- Patrick Demarchelier


EDITORIAL: Tonight's the Night
MAGAZINE: American Vogue September 2009
PHOTOGRAPHER: Patrick Demarchelier
STYLIST: Tonne Goodman
MODELS: Liya Kebede, Jourdan Dunn, Sasha Pivovarova, Caroline Trentini, Lily Donaldson, Daria Werbowy, Anna Jagodzinska, Isabeli Fontana, Coco Rocha, Raquel Zimmermann, Natasha Poly & Karlie Kloss

Punk Rock Zaidy Styles

How many more times do I need to reiterate that it’s a man’s fashion world out there.

From boyfriend blazers to boyfriend shirts to boyfriend jeans to the "new and improved" boyfriend/grandpa loafer...it just doesn't stop.

In this photo: Christian Louboutin "Rollerball" loafers. UH. MAZING!


I also LA LA LA LA LOVE these black patent ‘Jackson’ loafers by Repetto. Take my word...I will own these come October 1, 2009.

We All Got One...

Besties and my top fave models, Gemma Ward & Lily Donaldson




A Model's Canvas

This spread is nothing less than perfection.
Erin, the styling, the colours, the textures...phenomenal!

....and don’t get me started on the naked dude. Will you look at that ass!








EDITORIAL: Paint Box
MAGAZINE: Muse No. 15
MODEL: Erin Heatherton
PHOTOGRAPHER: Olaf Wipperfurth
STYLIST: Sarah Cobb